2008 Legacy: The Kung Fu Panda Spirit

Why was the BBQ “legendary”? Because Po taught us that there is no “secret ingredient”—it’s just you, and a lot of extra soy sauce on the ribs.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2006, Independence Day was "Very Nice!" (in our best Borat voi...read more »

Why were there giant yellow blobs everywhere? Because the "Mega-M...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Hungry"? Because Billie’s Hit Me Hard and Sof...read more »

Why was the BBQ so quiet? Because everyone was "Deep-Posting"—sen...read more »

In 2014, Independence Day was a "Global Viral Event." We were all...read more »

In 2012, Independence Day was a "Global Phenomenon." We were all ...read more »

In 1996, Independence Day wasn't just a holiday; it was a surviva...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Desperate"? Because Sabrina Carpenter was beg...read more »

In 2009, Independence Day felt like the dawn of a new digital obs...read more »

In 2025, Independence Day was "Optimized." We celebrated the 249t...read more »

My uncle was drunk on the Fourth of July and decided to give the ...read more »

In 2000, Independence Day was a victory lap. We survived the "Mil...read more »

Why did the Dad jump over the bonfire? Because Ryan Gosling made ...read more »

Why was the host acting suspicious? Because he showed a video of ...read more »

@Duke_Nukem_Fan03/28/2008 10:43I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@Flash_Animator06/19/1996 19:13I should make a stickman movie about this.

@Winamp_Skin_Maker06/21/2015 02:35Llama approved! This joke really whips!

@BitTorrent_0109/21/1999 07:48Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Midi_Background08/10/2014 01:56Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!

@Noob_Slayer_X08/06/2010 13:49Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.