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2023 Classic: The Twitter/X

 I tried to send a tweet, but it was “X”-pired. I guess the bird has finally “flown” the coop for good.

Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SoundBlaster_1612/06/2002 11:03I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
@Optical_Mouse_9907/03/2009 03:52I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
@Patrick_Bateman_Fan11/27/2007 10:41Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
@ODP_Editor_9904/10/2003 15:25Approved for the Open Directory Project!
@Blogger_Default03/02/1995 21:02Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
@Facepalm_Master07/11/2012 13:24I facepalmed and then I laughed.
@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat01/28/2007 13:19Heh heh heh. Good one.

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