I tried to send a tweet, but it was “X”-pired. I guess the bird has finally “flown” the coop for good.
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I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
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Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
I facepalmed and then I laughed.
Heh heh heh. Good one.