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2004 Vintage: The Stone

 I’m “rocking” the new look.

Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@GameBoy_Color01/03/2013 22:21Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
@Gladiator_Maximus11/04/2007 17:08Are you not entertained? Because I am!
@Retro_Gamer_Girl06/17/2005 06:05Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
@Donnie_Darko_8804/27/2014 17:32Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
@Chocolate_Rain12/27/2001 10:27I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
@Grumpy_Cat_Real01/10/2010 12:22I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
@PopUp_Blocker_X03/16/2008 17:41I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
@WordPress_Fan_0308/21/2007 06:38The best thing since version 1.0!
@iPhone_User_0710/05/2013 13:04There’s an app for that? No, just this site!
@Influencer_9910/21/2007 12:00My followers need to see this!

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