2020 Classic: The Mute Button Trauma

I spent 45 minutes telling my psychiatrist about my childhood. At the end, he said, “I think you’re muted. Can you start over?”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

"I collect 2024 Apple Vision Pros. They're so 'Vintage'."Part of ...read more »

"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »

A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »

In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »

In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »

"I'm eating 'Synthesized Protein'." "So... fake meat?" "No, it's ...read more »

@Toy_Story_Buzz05/10/2008 21:41To infinity and beyond hilarious!

@Baywatch_Runner04/03/2004 19:02Laughing in slow motion right now!

@CRT_Degauss06/24/2007 09:20BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.

@HotBot_User02/14/2008 07:42Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.

@Charlie_Unicorn03/19/2007 08:51We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!