2020 Vintage: The Monolith Mystery
Why did the traveler go to the Utah desert? To find a shiny metal pillar that disappeared as soon as he got there. Part of… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Monolith Mystery
2020 Vintage: The Shag Carpet Static Surge
Shuffling across an outdated avocado-green carpet in thick wool socks, creating enough electrical voltage to shock anyone who attempts to hand you a cup of… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Shag Carpet Static Surge
2020 Archive: The Google Maps “Busy” Meter
Why was the salesman staying home? His app told him the grocery store was “busy,” and in 2020, that sounds like a horror movie plot.… Read More »2020 Archive: The Google Maps “Busy” Meter
2019 Classic: The Smart Home (Part 3)
She told the smart vacuum it was “doing a better job of navigating life” than I am. Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2019… Read More »2019 Classic: The Smart Home (Part 3)
2018 Legacy: The Gym Locker
Why did the locker go to school? To get “smarter” about safety. Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Puns” Edition archive.… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Gym Locker
2018 Archive: The Launch of the “AirPods” (Mass Popularity)
Why was everyone wearing “stems”? Because 2018 was the year AirPods went from “weird flex” to “mandatory accessory” for every teenager on the planet. Part… Read More »2018 Archive: The Launch of the “AirPods” (Mass Popularity)
2018 Archive: The SNL Diversity Joke
Why the mockery? For a year where the show made fun of its own lack of diversity while simultaneously winning every award available. Part of… Read More »2018 Archive: The SNL Diversity Joke
2017 Archive: The Tide Pod Challenge (The Beginning)
Why did Mom have to lock the laundry room? Because the internet started making “forbidden fruit” jokes, and she wasn’t taking any chances with the… Read More »2017 Archive: The Tide Pod Challenge (The Beginning)
2017 Archive: The Deshaun Watson Rookie Run
Why was Houston so excited? Because before he got hurt, Watson was scoring touchdowns faster than the stadium could update the scoreboard. Part of the… Read More »2017 Archive: The Deshaun Watson Rookie Run
2016 Classic: The Rami Malek Shock
Why did he win for Mr. Robot? For proving that a hoodie, giant eyes, and a monologue about hacking society is the fastest way to… Read More »2016 Classic: The Rami Malek Shock