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2020 Vintage: The Shag Carpet Static Surge

Shuffling across an outdated avocado-green carpet in thick wool socks, creating enough electrical voltage to shock anyone who attempts to hand you a cup of tea.

Part of the 36 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Meeting Mishaps, Toilet Paper Hoarding & Quarantined Grandparents” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Cheers_Norm11/26/2001 00:56Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
@Keyboard_Warrior01/17/1999 20:37F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
@WiFi_Zero_One03/24/2006 14:55Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
@Total_Recall_Fan07/11/1996 02:01Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
@Big_Lebowski_Dude05/26/1997 21:32The Dude abides... this joke.
@Goldmember_I_L01/07/1999 06:51I love gold! And I love this joke!
@Dancing_Baby_9604/13/1995 21:35Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
@Y_U_NO_Laugh04/05/2006 01:52Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?

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