2020 Vintage: The Monolith Mystery

Why did the traveler go to the Utah desert? To find a shiny metal pillar that disappeared as soon as he got there.

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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Why did the man "visit" the pyramids in his underwear? Because h...read more »

Why did the tourist tip the hotel robot a battery pack? Because ...read more »

Nothing says "welcome" like taking off your belt in public.The TS...read more »

Why was the guest nervous? Because a shark was staring at him th...read more »

Technology vs. the old-fashioned way of getting lost.My GPS told ...read more »

Why was the sand so clean? Because thousands of tiny "Sand-Bots"...read more »

Why was the traveler confused? Because the map was a 3D hologram...read more »

Why was the traveler staring at a wall? Because the airplane win...read more »

Why did the umbrella refuse to open? Because the weather API sai...read more »

In 2008, travel changed forever. American Airlines became the fir...read more »

Why was the hiker disappointed? Because the "Lunar Dust" got int...read more »

Why did the tourist walk through his guide? Because it was a hig...read more »

@SimCity_Mayor08/06/1998 10:21Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!

@Married_With_Kids03/17/1999 17:04Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!

@Big_Snatch_Boris03/26/2009 18:47Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.

@Reservoir_Joe01/07/2007 12:18Professional humor for professional people.

@Habbo_Hotel_Bob09/20/2001 01:50The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!