2016 Classic: The Rami Malek Shock
Why did he win for Mr. Robot? For proving that a hoodie, giant eyes, and a monologue about hacking society is the fastest way to… Read More »2016 Classic: The Rami Malek Shock
2015 Archive: The Tiger Woods “Chipping Yips”
Why was it painful to watch? Because the greatest golfer ever was thinning shots across the green, making every weekend golfer feel a little bit… Read More »2015 Archive: The Tiger Woods “Chipping Yips”
2015 Vintage: The Refresh
Why did the blonde splash water on her face? She clicked “Refresh” on her browser. Part of the 45 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2015 Archive… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Refresh
2015 Archive: The Website
I’m “weaving” a web of social influence. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Classic: The Best Original Score
Why did Alexandre Desplat win? Because he was nominated twice in the same category, proving that he is the only person who can beat Alexandre… Read More »2015 Classic: The Best Original Score
2014 Classic: John Wick
Why was everyone so respectful to the dog? Because Keanu Reeves showed us what happens when you mess with a man’s puppy. Part of the… Read More »2014 Classic: John Wick
2014 Archive: Kim Kardashian’s “Break the Internet”
Why was Mom worried about the plates? Because after that Paper Magazine cover, she was terrified that if she balanced a champagne glass on her… Read More »2014 Archive: Kim Kardashian’s “Break the Internet”
2014 Classic: The American Sniper
A guy doesn’t miss a single shot. The bartender says, “Impressive, but you’re still not getting a free round.” Part of the 56 Bar Jokes:… Read More »2014 Classic: The American Sniper
2013 Archive: The Red Wedding (GoT)
Why was everyone afraid of a dinner party? Because Game of Thrones fans knew that when the music changes, someone is getting “archered.” Part of the 34… Read More »2013 Archive: The Red Wedding (GoT)
2013 Vintage: The Her Love Story
Why was Joaquin Phoenix dating his phone? Because Scarlett Johansson’s voice was so charismatic that it made everyone in 2013 realize their actual relationships were… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Her Love Story