2017 Archive: The Deshaun Watson Rookie Run

Why was Houston so excited? Because before he got hurt, Watson was scoring touchdowns faster than the stadium could update the scoreboard.

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Napster_King06/13/2013 20:40I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@AltaVista_Pro03/10/2010 00:45Best result I ever found on a search engine.

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette12/04/2011 03:24I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@Ruby_Rhod_Green04/03/2005 09:33Super green! Hilarious!

@Space_Jam_Lola02/05/1995 03:05Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".

@Digimon_Tamer11/18/2011 12:46My joke just digivolved into a better one!