2008 Legacy: The “Shake It” Metro Station
Miley Cyrus’s brother is in a band, and the song is stuck in my head like industrial glue. Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2008 Legacy: The “Shake It” Metro Station
2006 Archive: Amy Winehouse – “Rehab”
Why did Grandma refuse the second glass of sherry? She just looked at the bottle, shook her head, and said, “No, no, no.” Part of… Read More »2006 Archive: Amy Winehouse – “Rehab”
2006 Legacy: The “Santa Clause 3” Frost
Why Tim Allen and Martin Short? For making a Christmas movie that felt like being stuck in a snowbank for two hours. Part of the… Read More »2006 Legacy: The “Santa Clause 3” Frost
2006 Legacy: The Dentist
“You have a cavity.” “Can I fix it with a Bluetooth headset?” Part of the 68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Dentist
2006 Legacy: The Best Live Action Short
Why did Six Shooter win? Because Martin McDonagh proved that before he made In Bruges, he was already the king of dark Irish comedy. Part… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Best Live Action Short
2006 Vintage: The Mouse
I’m “clicking” with the new web 2.0. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Vintage: The Sin City Visuals
Why were the BBQ photos all black and white with one red element? Because everyone wanted their MySpace album to look like a Robert Rodriguez… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Sin City Visuals
2003 Vintage: The Finding Nemo Bedroom
A guy tries to be cute and whispers “Just keep swimming” to his wife. She looks at him and says, “If you don’t find my lost… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Finding Nemo Bedroom
2003 Classic: The Dog
I’m “barking” up the right tree. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Legacy: Best Metal Performance
Why “Here to Stay” by Korn? Because the Grammys finally accepted that baggy pants and 7-string guitars were “staying” for a while. Part of the… Read More »2003 Legacy: Best Metal Performance