2016 Legacy: The Print TV Guide Ritual

Using a thick red felt-tip marker to draw perfect boxes around every afternoon broadcast of Matlock before the morning coffee has even cooled down.

🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Detecting a tiny half-degree temperature change from three rooms ...read more »

Eyeing the restaurant waiter with extreme intensity to ensure the...read more »

In 2014, growing older meant watching a world where people were s...read more »

In 2013, growing older meant standing your ground against a world...read more »

Listing the names of three different nieces, an old landlord, and...read more »

In 1996, growing older meant navigating a world rapidly rushing i...read more »

Listing the names of three different nieces, an old landlord, and...read more »

Wrapping a thick, electric-wire heating pad around a stiff hip an...read more »

In 2000, growing older meant entering a brand-new millennium with...read more »

Standing exactly half an inch away from the automated checkout sc...read more »

Screaming a sixteen-digit credit card expiration date into a cord...read more »

Watching a grandchild walk into the kitchen wearing a two-thousan...read more »

Yelling directly back at the dashboard electronic map display bec...read more »

Spraying a thick layer of lemon-scented furniture wax directly on...read more »

@X-Files_Spooky08/27/2002 18:46I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.

@WinAmp_Shaker11/07/1997 23:28It really whips the llama's ass!

@Memento_Guy08/18/2004 18:21Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!

@Donnie_Darko_8812/22/2006 06:50Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.

@Weird_Science_G10/25/2004 05:58We created a monster... of a joke!

@Baxter_The_Dog05/27/2004 02:34Bark! (He says it’s funny).