Why did Grandma refuse the second glass of sherry? She just looked at the bottle, shook her head, and said, “No, no, no.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
33 Christmas Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & Despacito” Edition
In 2017, Christmas was a whirlwind. We were all staring at a ...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & iPad” Edition
In 2010, Christmas was a dream within a dream. We were all trying...read more »
2013 Joke: A Little Boy Wrote
A little boy wrote to Santa: “Dear Santa, this year please send m...read more »
2025 Classic: The "TikTok" Bans
Why is the holiday so peaceful? Because the app was finally rest...read more »
2024 Archive: The "We Pray" (Coldplay) Effect
Why was the holiday so "uplifting"? Because Chris Martin convinc...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Hyperloop" Travel
Why was the trip to Grandma’s so fast? Because you traveled in a...read more »
2025 Legacy: Deepfake Santas
Why are the kids so skeptical? Because after seeing ten differen...read more »
41 Christmas Jokes: The 1995 “Tinsel & VHS Tapes” Edition
In 1995, Christmas was a battle between the old world and the dig...read more »
2025 Legacy: Zootopia 2
Why is the dog acting like a detective? Because the sequel came ...read more »
2025 Legacy: GTA VI Hype
Why is the 2025 holiday so "neon"? Because the trailer for Grand...read more »
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2025 Vintage: Fantastic Four
Why is there a "flaming" guy in the backyard? Because the MCU fi...read more »
2025 Classic: The 4-Day Work Week
Why is everyone so relaxed? Because 2025 was the year "Friday" o...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition
In 2023, Christmas was a clash between neon pink and atomic exist...read more »
2018 Joke: What’s The Difference Between
What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regu...read more »
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Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
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