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2003 Classic: The Dog

 I’m “barking” up the right tree.

Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@DialUp_Dreamer11/18/2006 11:08Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
@Scream_Fan_9603/17/2001 10:48What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
@SpiderMan_Tobey08/20/1998 02:58With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
@Net_Addict_200011/09/2011 09:19My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
@Eminem_Fan_0004/19/2001 11:09Will the real funny joke please stand up?
@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli07/31/2010 00:57That still only counts as one laugh!
@Antivirus_Pro12/20/2011 06:18No viruses here, just good vibes.
@Oracle_Says12/21/2009 17:10I knew you’d laugh at this.
@Ancient_Aliens_G02/09/1995 14:16I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
@Cloud_Computing06/12/2012 16:13Storing my laughs in the cloud.

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