2018 Vintage: The Icon
I’m a “symbol” of the battle royale era. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Archive: The Baby Driver Beats
Why the iPods? For a movie where the main character was essentially a getaway driver who couldn’t function unless he had a perfectly timed playlist… Read More »2017 Archive: The Baby Driver Beats
2017 Classic: The Starbucks Fan
“One Venti-Watt, unicorn style, with extra glitter.” Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2017 – The Fidget Spinner Spin archive. Historically Verified
2017 Classic: The “Stay” Zedd & Alessia Cara
Why was the 4th so “robotic”? Because the ticking-clock beat made us feel like the fireworks were about to launch every time the chorus hit.… Read More »2017 Classic: The “Stay” Zedd & Alessia Cara
2016 Classic: The C-3PO & R2-D2 Appearance
Why were they there? To remind us that robots have been attending the Oscars longer than most of the actors. Part of the 41 Oscars… Read More »2016 Classic: The C-3PO & R2-D2 Appearance
2016 Legacy: The Print TV Guide Ritual
Using a thick red felt-tip marker to draw perfect boxes around every afternoon broadcast of Matlock before the morning coffee has even cooled down. Part… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Print TV Guide Ritual
2016 Archive: The Moscow Mule
Still the king of the copper mug. Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2016 Classic: The Gig Economy
Why was there a stranger in the kitchen? It wasn’t a guest; it was just a guy from TaskRabbit that Dad hired to “expertly carve”… Read More »2016 Classic: The Gig Economy
2015 Archive: The Final Summary
Why did the lawyer want to be buried with a portable battery? Just in case the “Light at the end of the tunnel” was actually… Read More »2015 Archive: The Final Summary
2015 Archive: The Alejandro Iñárritu Sweep
Why did he win Best Director? Because he convinced the Academy that a movie about a theater actor’s ego is the most important thing happening… Read More »2015 Archive: The Alejandro Iñárritu Sweep