2023 Vintage: The Best Original Score
Why did the German war movie win? Because three loud piano notes are apparently more effective than a full orchestra. Part of the 39 Oscars… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Best Original Score
2023 Classic: The “Naatu Naatu” Performance
Why was the energy so high? Because the Academy finally realized that if you have two men doing a synchronized dance, you don’t need a… Read More »2023 Classic: The “Naatu Naatu” Performance
2023 Classic: The John Wick 4 Fan
One, but he has to fall down 200 stairs at Montmartre before he reaches the socket. Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2023 –… Read More »2023 Classic: The John Wick 4 Fan
2022 Archive: The “Stranger Things” Running Up That Hill
Why was the office radio playing Kate Bush? Because 2022 brought us back to 1985, and the sales team was “running up that hill” of… Read More »2022 Archive: The “Stranger Things” Running Up That Hill
2020 Legacy: The Soul Piano
Pixar made a movie about the afterlife and jazz. I’m currently crying over a 2D soul who loves pizza. Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Soul Piano
2020 Classic: The Bob Dylan “Rough and Rowdy Ways”
Why the 17-minute song? For the legend releasing a masterpiece about JFK and the 20th century while we were all stuck at home. Part of… Read More »2020 Classic: The Bob Dylan “Rough and Rowdy Ways”
2020 Vintage: The 2020 Final Vibe
Why was it the “Year of the Mask”? Because we realized that the “Enemy” can be invisible, “Victory” can be a vaccine, and “Special Ops”… Read More »2020 Vintage: The 2020 Final Vibe
2020 Vintage: The Promising Young Woman Twist
Emerald Fennell just ruined every “nice guy” trope in Hollywood. Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners: The 2020 Great Pause archive. Historically Verified
2020 Archive: The Elon Musk “X Æ A-12”
Why did the lawyer love the baby’s name? Because “naming a child after a math equation” is 18 years of identity-theft litigation waiting to happen.… Read More »2020 Archive: The Elon Musk “X Æ A-12”
2019 Vintage: The Hellboy Reboot
Why was it a target? For proving that without Guillermo del Toro, Hellboy is just a guy in a lot of red makeup shouting in… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Hellboy Reboot