Why did the lawyer love the baby’s name? Because “naming a child after a math equation” is 18 years of identity-theft litigation waiting to happen.
Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Court & Force Majeure” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Lab Rat Switch
Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »
45 Lawyer Jokes: The 2018 “GDPR & Space Law” Edition
In 2018, the legal world found its new gold mine: privacy regulat...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 1997 “Dancing Baby & Billable Minutes” Edition
In 1997, the legal profession discovered its "cool" side thanks t...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars & Deepfake Debates” Edition
In 2019, "Content was King," but "Contracts were the Crown." It w...read more »
2025 Classic: The Robot Divorce
A lawyer represented a human suing a robot for divorce. The main...read more »
The Speeding Ticket
Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »
The Jury Duty
Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »
53 Lawyer Jokes: The 2004 “Social Media & Search Engine IPO” Edition
In 2004, the legal landscape shifted forever. With the birth of F...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Internship
The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »
2025 Archive: The Evidence
A lawyer brought a "Brain-Wave Recording" to court to prove his ...read more »
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The Legal Pad
Yellow paper and the golden dreams of a partner.Why do lawyers we...read more »
2025 Archive: The Office Drone
Why did the lawyer sue the delivery drone? It dropped a "Cease a...read more »
50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2014 “Alexa & The Frozen Tundra” Edition
In 2014, the legal world realized that "privacy" was officially a...read more »
2025 Classic: The Virtual Gavel
Why did the judge use a digital gavel? To "mute" any lawyer whos...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This is why we need the internet.
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
I see funny people... everywhere!
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!