2014 Vintage: The Moon
I’m “phasing” out my old hobbies. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Vintage: The Tiger
I’m “earning” my stripes. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Classic: The Real Steel Robots
Why Hugh Jackman? For a movie that asked: “What if Rocky was made of metal and controlled by a remote?” Part of the 38 Hollywood… Read More »2011 Classic: The Real Steel Robots
2011 Archive: The Google+ Launch
“I’ll invite you to my Circle!” “Is it like Facebook?” “Yes, but it’s a circle where nobody talks and we all just stare at each other until we… Read More »2011 Archive: The Google+ Launch
2011 Vintage: The Moneyball Logic
“I’m using statistics to manage our marriage.” “And?” “According to my on-base percentage, I should be allowed to watch the game while you do the laundry.”… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Moneyball Logic
2011 Legacy: The Google Music (Beta)
Why was the nerd happy? He could upload 20,000 songs to the sky and listen to them in the elevator. Part of the 76 Office… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Google Music (Beta)
2011 Legacy: The HMO
“We don’t cover ‘Digital Fatigue’. That’s what weekends are for.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition archive.… Read More »2011 Legacy: The HMO
2010 Vintage: The Snow
I’m “chilled” out with my new tablet. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Vintage: The Tweed
I’m “classic” like a comic. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Legacy: The “Shake It” Metro Station
Miley Cyrus’s brother is in a band, and the song is stuck in my head like industrial glue. Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2008 Legacy: The “Shake It” Metro Station