I’m “phasing” out my old hobbies.
Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
I am adding this to my links page right now.
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
M’lady... this joke is superb.