2002 Archive: The Tony Shalhoub Preview
Why the “Monk” hype? Because a detective with OCD was the only thing missing from the 2002 TV lineup. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards… Read More »2002 Archive: The Tony Shalhoub Preview
2002 Classic: The “A Little Less Conversation” Remix
Why was Elvis back on the charts? Because JXL remixed the King and gave us the perfect beat for a “high-speed” parade. Part of the… Read More »2002 Classic: The “A Little Less Conversation” Remix
2001 Legacy: The MiniDisc Final
Why was the audiophile crying? Because he just bought 100 blank MiniDiscs right as Apple announced they were changing the rules of the game. Part… Read More »2001 Legacy: The MiniDisc Final
2001 Classic: The Best Sound Win
Why did Gladiator sweep the technicals? Because “Clanging Swords” is the official ASMR of the Academy Awards. Part of the 39 Oscars Jokes: The 2001… Read More »2001 Classic: The Best Sound Win
2000 Legacy: The Russian “Topol-M” Silos
Why were they being filled? To remind the West that even if the Russian economy is struggling, their “Goodbye World” button still works perfectly. Part… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Russian “Topol-M” Silos
1999 Legacy: The “The Mummy” Adventure
Why were people scared of sand? Because Brendan Fraser made us think that an ancient priest might appear if we spilled the salt. Part of… Read More »1999 Legacy: The “The Mummy” Adventure
1999 Archive: The Control Key
Why did the blonde think she was a pilot? She found the “Control” key. Part of the 59 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition… Read More »1999 Archive: The Control Key
1999 Archive: The 1999 Final Razzie Vibe
Why was it a landmark? Because it closed out the 20th century by proving that no matter how much CGI you have, you can’t animate… Read More »1999 Archive: The 1999 Final Razzie Vibe
1999 Legacy: The Frasier Dynasty Crack
Why did its winning streak end? Because after five years, even the Emmy voters realized they had run out of ways to say “sherry” in… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Frasier Dynasty Crack
1997 Classic: The South Park Drawing
The art teacher confiscating a sketchbook because someone drew a poorly rendered cartoon of a kid in an orange coat getting crushed by a building.… Read More »1997 Classic: The South Park Drawing