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2000 Legacy: The Russian “Topol-M” Silos

Why were they being filled? To remind the West that even if the Russian economy is struggling, their “Goodbye World” button still works perfectly.

Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Old Problems” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Spice_Girl_Posh11/07/1996 17:06Simply posh humor. I love it.
@Kazaa_Leecher06/27/2008 10:43I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
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