“I’m looking for a ‘Diamond’ of the season.” “Start by looking for a diamond in the rough—like the kitchen floor you promised to mop.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2024 “Maximum Effort & Very Demure” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
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