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2019 Vintage: The Hellboy Reboot

 Why was it a target? For proving that without Guillermo del Toro, Hellboy is just a guy in a lot of red makeup shouting in a very loud, very empty room.

Part of the 39 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2019 “Cats, CGI Fur & The Fanatic” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
 Why Keegan-Michael Key? For being the voice of every single anim...read more »
2023 Classic: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
 Why Kim Cattrall for About My Father? For making everyone wish s...read more »
2025 Archive: Rachel Zegler’s Press Tour
 Why did she win Worst Actress? For giving a performance that pro...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Steamboat Willie" Horror
 Why was it a target? For proving that just because a mouse is in...read more »
2024 Archive: Worst Actress Runner-up
 Why Cate Blanchett for Borderlands? For proving that even a Quee...read more »
2024 Archive: The Joker 2 Box Office
 Why was it hit? For proving that the only thing "twice" about th...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Picture
 Why Snow White? Because it's the only movie that makes you wish ...read more »
2024 Classic: Worst Screen Couple
 Why Phoenix and Gaga? For proving that two Oscars and a lot of s...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1999 “Jar Jar, Spiders & Big Daddy” Edition
In 1999, the 20th Razzie Awards celebrated the end of the millenn...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Screenplay
 Why A Minecraft Movie? For a script that felt like it was genera...read more »

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In 2017, the 38th Razzie Awards hit a new low—literally—by awardi...read more »
37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2008 “Love Guru, Hottie & The Nottie” Edition
In 2008, the 29th Razzie Awards feasted on the collapse of a come...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Director
 Why Francis Ford Coppola? For proving that if you’re a legend, y...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Mickey 17" Delay
 Why? For a movie that was so "delayed" it became a myth before i...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Vaporwave_Original02/17/2000 22:40Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
@Diablo_Cow_Level03/27/1999 06:36There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
@BBS_Sysop05/29/2006 17:11Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Memento_Guy09/26/2014 00:09Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
@Jordan_Fan_2311/13/2010 12:07Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
@Gaia_Online_Gold07/26/2007 01:02Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
@Me_Gusta_Face09/24/1998 10:40Me Gusta this joke. Very much.

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