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2017 Classic: Worst Supporting Actress

 Why Kim Basinger for Fifty Shades Darker? For proving that even an Oscar winner can’t survive a script written by a fan-fiction enthusiast.

Part of the 33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2017 “Emoji Movie, Mummies & Darker Shades” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Vintage: The 2025 Final Razzie Vibe
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2025 Classic: Worst Actress Runner-up
 Why Ana de Armas for Ballerina? For proving that even the John W...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1995 “Showgirls & Razzie Royalty” Edition
In 1995, the 16th Razzie Awards proved that Hollywood could fail ...read more »
2024 Archive: Dakota’s Honesty
 Why did Dakota Johnson win Worst Actress? For giving a performan...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1997 “Nipples, Postmen & Speedboats” Edition
In 1997, the 18th Razzie Awards faced a monumental task: choosing...read more »
2023 Archive: Ant-Man’s Tiny Mistake
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2024 Archive: Worst Remake or Sequel
 Why Joker: Folie à Deux? For taking a billion-dollar hit and mak...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2003 “Gigli, Bennifer & Cat in the Hat” Edition
In 2003, the 24th Razzie Awards didn't just find a winner; they f...read more »
33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2017 “Emoji Movie, Mummies & Darker Shades” Edition
In 2017, the 38th Razzie Awards hit a new low—literally—by awardi...read more »
2025 Classic: The Karate Kid’s Age
 Why was the reboot hit? For proving that "wax on, wax off" works...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@MIRC_Ghost07/06/2000 13:04Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
@Austin_Powers_Doctor06/28/2004 19:17One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
@Floppy_Fanatic01/03/2002 04:39Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
@Hattori_Hanzo_S09/22/2003 22:56I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
@StoneCold_31602/22/1995 06:38And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy12/02/1997 03:41That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
@Starcraft_Zerg06/18/2000 11:19Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
@Llamas_With_Hats11/16/2007 05:08Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!
@Shut_Up_Money11/22/2007 22:27Shut up and take my laughter!

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