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1998 Vintage: Worst Actor

 Why Bruce Willis? For saving the world from an asteroid but failing to save us from his own smirk.

Part of the 37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon, Godzilla & Gigli’s Ancestors” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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