It simply over-swept! We’ve all been there with our alarms.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
Q: Why did the man get...
Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
A: H...read more »
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61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 "Gotta Catch 'Em All" Edition
In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
Why so serious? Read this joke!
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
this is exactly why i love this site. zero fluff, just good vibes.
my wife is going to roll her eyes so hard at this. i cant wait.
simple and deep. its funny how the best things in life are always like this.
shared this in our family group chat. my grandma loved it!
simple. clean. funny. the golden trio is back.