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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 "Final Frontier" Edition
We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
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Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Very nice! Great success!
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
Top tier web animation humor!
Not bad. Not bad at all.
i was expecting something else but this was a pleasant surprise!
so simple yet so true. the bottom of the box always has the best secrets.
my wife is going to roll her eyes so hard at this. i cant wait.
i’m still thinking about that last part. now i’m hungry. thanks…
who even comes up with these? lmao, shared it with my family group chat.