He was a professional who believed in the basics. He wanted to make a clean getaway!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 "Maverick" Edition
In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
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Professional humor for professional people.
i’m laughing way harder than i should at this. help.
i’m still thinking about that last part. now i’m hungry. thanks…
Wait, does that mean if i do this every night i will be happy? logically yes.
haha, i’m gonna use this at the pub tonight. hope i dont mess up the delivery.
shared this in our family chat. my grandma actually loved it!