In case he got a hole in one! You can never be too prepared for success.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 "Final Frontier" Edition
We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
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53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
One joke to rule them all!
Trading jokes in the shadows.
Deadly funny! Watch out!
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
Approved for the Open Directory Project!
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!
real humor for real people. keep em coming!
i was expecting something else but this was a pleasant surprise!
this describes my entire career in 3 sentences. sad but true.
simple and deep. its funny how the best things in life are always like this.
lol, my brother is going to hate me for sending him this.