She wanted to see if the sea had “cents.”
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Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
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i actually had to read this three times. i am not a smart man.
this describes my entire week so far. blonde mode: ON.
found this via a link on reddit. glad i clicked, worth it.
i’ve heard this one before but this version is way better. the ending is gold.
my wife is blonde and she actually laughed at this. miracle!
i remember hearing this back in the day on some old bbs. nostalgia hits hard.