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Why did the blonde take a ruler to the garden?

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To see how long the grass was.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde take a ruler to the garden?”

  1. User_47
    User_47 [Human Verified]

    i’ve heard this one before but this version is way better. the ending is gold.

  2. User_816
    User_816 [Human Verified]

    lol, i actually spit out some water. note to self: dont drink while reading this.

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