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Why did the blonde take a camera to the restaurant?

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She wanted to take a shot of espresso.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Angelfire_User10/15/1996 09:15Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
@Sega_Genesis_Kid06/12/2000 20:02Better than 16-bit graphics!
@Discman_Skipper12/25/2014 09:44Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@X-Gen_Mark03/25/1997 10:31This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
@Flash_Player_Fan05/20/2000 03:04Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@SpiderMan_Peter09/12/2005 16:38My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
@Campus_King03/15/2007 03:32The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
@Space_Jam_Lola07/23/1998 11:27Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
@Bill_Ted_Excell11/22/2000 20:17Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde take a camera to the restaurant?”

  1. User_156
    User_156 [Human Verified]

    i’ve been scrolling for 20 minutes and this is the first one that made me bark-laugh.

  2. User_260
    User_260 [Human Verified]

    i actually had to explain this to my boyfriend. he is the blonde one here lol.

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