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Why did the blonde take a brush to the mountain?

A quick laugh to finish the category:

She heard it was a hairy climb.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde take a brush to the mountain?”

  1. User_788
    User_788 [Human Verified]

    omg i actually have a friend who would do exactly this. shes a natural blonde lol.

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