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Why did the blonde put her phone on the floor?

A quick laugh to finish the category:

She wanted to have a low-call conversation.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Win95_Fanatic12/12/1995 19:53This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
@MIRC_Ghost11/16/2008 12:32Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
@Baywatch_Runner02/11/2005 07:33Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Campus_King04/27/2010 07:15The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
@Celebrity_DM10/19/1996 19:21Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
@Wayne_World_Ex01/24/1995 18:19Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
@Illidan_Blind04/13/2000 18:13I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde put her phone on the floor?”

  1. User_200
    User_200 [Human Verified]

    lol, i’ve seen a similar situation in real life. people are amazing sometimes.

  2. User_232
    User_232 [Human Verified]

    wait… i had to read this twice to get it. does that make me a blonde too?? hahaha.

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