A classic blonde joke for your daily dose of fun:
She wanted to make some apple juice.
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63 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2002 Web Edition
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58 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2016 Archive
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41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2005 Archive
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62 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2020 Pandemic Edition
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67 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2012 Archive
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Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
I’ll be back... to read this again.
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
Go, go, go! More jokes!
this is exactly why i bookmark this site. pure vibes.
best blonde joke i’ve heard in years. simple and effective.
my uncle told a version of this at a wedding once. everyone lost it.
best discovery of the week. i’m bookmarking this site for sure.
the punchline hit me like a truck. did not see that coming at all!
my uncle told a version of this at a wedding once. everyone lost it.