Here is a lighthearted joke that always lands:
She wanted to make some apple juice.
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By the gods, this is a funny one!
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
found a typo but who cares, the joke is 10/10.
my uncle told a version of this at a wedding once. everyone lost it.
i’m laughing way harder than i should. my cat is looking at me weirdly.
haha, i love how her mind works. zero logic, 100% funny.
i’m still thinking about that last part. now i’m hungry. thanks…
is it just me or is this actually a very deep philosophical thought??