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Why did the blonde put a mirror on the floor?

If you need a laugh, this blonde joke is for you:

She wanted to see herself in a new light.

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@Karate_Kid_Wax10/05/2006 18:50Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
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@Shagadelic_9705/20/2002 11:13This joke is very shagadelic, man!
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