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Why did the blonde put a GPS on her vacuum cleaner?

A classic blonde joke for your daily dose of fun:

She didn’t want it to get lost in the hallway.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pokemon_Blue07/19/2011 05:36Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
@Web_Master_Flex05/19/1999 08:00I am adding this to my links page right now.
@Scream_Ghostface04/17/2002 02:49Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@Total_Recall_Fan08/06/2002 12:17Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
@Liger_Owner_X05/27/2002 08:42It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
@Dale_Doback_Fan08/14/2014 19:44Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
@David_After_Dent08/09/2013 17:18Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
@Not_Bad_Obama06/06/2008 00:36Not bad. Not bad at all.
@Retro_End_User04/10/2010 01:04The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde put a GPS on her vacuum cleaner?”

  1. User_590
    User_590 [Human Verified]

    i’ve heard this one before but this version is way better. the ending is gold.

  2. User_874
    User_874 [Human Verified]

    i think i need to dye my hair now. i’m starting to understand her logic lol.

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