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Why did the blonde get excited about a ‘stop’ sign?

Here is a lighthearted joke that always lands:

She thought it was an octagonal red light.

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@Pixel_Addict03/10/2014 07:49LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
@Napster_King03/25/1997 22:51I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
@Myspace_First_Friend12/27/1999 05:09I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
@Student_Life_0112/17/2014 05:35Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
@WiFi_Zero_One12/27/2001 02:18Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan09/05/2006 00:38Silently laughing in the snow.
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@Marquee_Text_Fan07/03/2003 08:07<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde get excited about a ‘stop’ sign?”

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    User_590 [Human Verified]

    found this via google search and it actually made my day. greetings from europe!

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