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Why did the blonde bring toilet paper to the party? She was a party pooper.

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53 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2014 Archive
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42 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2013 Archive
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44 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2001 Digital Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebSurfer_X03/13/2012 21:41Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
@SpaceJam_Fan12/14/2006 22:25Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
@SimCity_Mayor10/07/2006 13:19Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
@Rick_Roller_0705/10/2000 15:23Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
@Y_U_NO_Laugh01/19/2005 17:57Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?

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