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Why did the blonde bring a rope to the cinema?

She wanted to “tie” the plot together.

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@Terminator_2_Fan06/11/2015 20:46Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
@Snatch_Mickey01/15/2005 21:06Do ya like dags? And jokes?
@Korn_Follower03/28/2015 21:49Are you ready?! (For this joke).
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