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Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the race?

This blonde one-liner is short and sweet:

To draw a conclusion.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the race?”

  1. User_261
    User_261 [Human Verified]

    lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense if you dont think about it.

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