Another classic blonde joke for your collection:
She heard they had great rolls.
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D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
By the gods, this is a funny one!
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
Scouting the web for gems like this.
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!
lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense.
pure gold. simple, clean and hilarious. we need more of these!
this describes my entire week so far. blonde mode: ON.
classic humor, reminds me of the good old days before the web got messy.
my girlfriend didnt laugh. i think shes broken. hahaha.
i showed this to my blonde coworker and she just stared at me for 30 seconds. priceless.