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Why did the blonde bring a dictionary to dinner?

She wanted to know the meaning of “fine dining.”

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Iron_Man_Tony03/14/1998 08:56I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
@Unix_Wizard04/29/1998 02:01sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
@Speed_Racer_Go03/22/2011 11:19Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
@Footloose_Ren06/04/2009 07:49Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
@Bebo_Lover_0508/03/2014 13:31Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
@Map_Maker_X07/19/1995 09:54The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
@Railgun_Sniper11/25/2015 16:58I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
@Grammar_Nazi_9911/14/2012 18:30Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
@Face_Palm_0110/28/2012 22:43Classic. Simply classic.
@Hacktivist_Fan07/16/2000 00:09Hacking into the comedy mainframe.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde bring a dictionary to dinner?”

  1. User_850
    User_850 [Human Verified]

    i’ve heard this one before but this version is way better. the ending is gold.

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