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Why can’t blondes make ice cubes?…

Why can’t blondes make ice cubes? They always forget the recipe.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Two blondes fell down a hole...
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said "It's dark in here isn't i...read more »
41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2005 Archive
Welcome to 2005 – the year YouTube was born and the first video w...read more »
49 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2023 AI Revolution
The digital world shifted forever in 2023 – the year ChatGPT beca...read more »
A blonde tried to catch fog...
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42 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2013 Archive
Welcome to 2013 – the year of the "Selfie" (the official word of ...read more »
A blonde used only one chopstick...
A blonde used only one chopstick because she heard the other one ...read more »
A blonde went to the library...
A blonde went to the library and asked for a book on paranoia. Th...read more »
What did the...
What did the blonde say when she saw the "No Parking" sign? "They...read more »
A blonde went to the supermarket...
A blonde went to the supermarket and asked where the self-checkou...read more »
What do blondes...
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A blonde went to the store...
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A blonde was trying to fix...
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sega_Genesis_Kid04/04/2003 08:29Better than 16-bit graphics!
@Ebay_Sniper04/24/2001 12:27Bid 10/10 for this humor!
@ICQ_Classic10/05/2008 04:12That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
@Step_Brothers_B10/02/2001 01:28Did we just become best friends? Yup!
@Keyboard_Cat_P03/18/2000 17:07Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
@GL_HF_Runner11/07/2005 15:06Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
@Stick_Death_Fan01/12/2015 15:55Brutally funny! Keep them coming.

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