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2019 Classic: White Claw Summer

Why was the 2019 cooler so specific? Because “Ain’t no laws when you’re drinking Claws,” and the aunts were convinced that spiked seltzer counted as a “light serving of fruit.”

Part of the 35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2019 “Baby Yoda & Area 51” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Vintage: The Eclipse 2.0
Why were we wearing sunglasses in April? Because the path of tota...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Dream-Ads" Scandal
Why was everyone talking about the same brand of soda? Because a ...read more »
34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2018 “Baby Shark & The Snap” Edition
In 2018, Thanksgiving was about surviving the "Snap," dodging the...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Driverless Commute
Why was everyone so calm after the drive? Because the "Auto-Pod" ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Flavor-Sync" App
Why was everyone eating different things but tasting the same tur...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Mars Pathfinders” Edition
In 1996, Thanksgiving was caught between the screech of a 28.8k m...read more »
2025 Classic: Vertical Farming
Why was the salad still growing? Because the centerpiece was a "H...read more »
2025 Archive: The 3D-Printed Turkey
Why did Dad "print" the bird instead of roasting it? Because 2025...read more »
1997 Joke: During Thanksgiving Dinner The
During Thanksgiving dinner, the mother asked her son, “What are y...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, Thanksgiving was a high-stakes drama. It was the year of...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@BBS_Sysop02/16/2003 03:02Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Unix_Wizard04/27/1997 22:43sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
@Rick_Roller_0706/24/1995 19:57Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
@Tuenti_Specialist09/26/2014 22:41A classic from the Spanish web too!
@Tagged_Network10/13/2012 02:34You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
@Deal_With_It_G01/21/2011 14:41Deal with it. This is gold.

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