Why was the 2019 cooler so specific? Because “Ain’t no laws when you’re drinking Claws,” and the aunts were convinced that spiked seltzer counted as a “light serving of fruit.”
Part of the 35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2019 “Baby Yoda & Area 51” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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