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What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme? Humpme Dumpme.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A blonde asked her friend What...
A blonde asked her friend "What does IDK stand for?" The friend s...read more »
44 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2001 Digital Edition
Welcome to 2001 – the year of the first iPod, the launch of Wikip...read more »
A blonde went to the store...
A blonde went to the store and asked for a dozen eggs. The clerk ...read more »
A blonde put sugar on her...
A blonde put sugar on her pillow because she wanted sweet dreams.read more »
2020 Joke: A Young And Beautiful
A young and beautiful blonde woman in New York was so depressed t...read more »
Why can 't...
Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven.read more »
How does a...
How does a blonde kill a fish? She drowns it.read more »
What do blondes...
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They're both emp...read more »
50 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2025 Future Edition
Look at 2025 – the year of total AI integration and the official ...read more »
How do you...
How do you know if a blonde has been using your phone? There are ...read more »

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A blonde went to the doctor...
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45 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2015 Archive
Step into 2015 – the year of the viral "The Dress" debate (was it...read more »
How do blondes...
How do blondes make instant pudding? They put it in the microwave...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Geocities_Builder07/21/2013 10:39I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
@AltaVista_Pro03/29/2013 12:18Best result I ever found on a search engine.
@Dreamcast_Gamer08/26/1999 16:58Thinking is definitely funny today.
@BBS_Sysop07/20/1997 22:51Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Hellboy_Red01/19/1997 13:05I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
@Celebrity_DM07/22/2003 03:54Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
@Breakfast_Club_B09/01/2014 23:24Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
@Banner_Exchange03/22/2014 02:45Click my banner for more laughs!
@Web_Crawler_9611/12/2000 04:22Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
@Selfie_King_0512/13/1999 17:34Taking a photo of me laughing!

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