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What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

61 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, floppy disks, and the p...read more »
47 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2021 Digital Era
Explore the surreal landscape of 2021 – the year of the NFT gold ...read more »
A blonde refused to play cards...
A blonde refused to play cards with jungle animals because she wa...read more »
A blonde was watching the news...
A blonde was watching the news and saw a report about a man who j...read more »
A blonde tried to catch fog...
A blonde tried to catch fog yesterday. She mist.read more »
A blonde was trying to learn...
A blonde was trying to learn how to use her new smartphone. She a...read more »
What did the...
What did the blonde say when she saw the "No Parking" sign? "They...read more »
A blonde cut a hole in...
A blonde cut a hole in her umbrella so she could see when it stop...read more »
59 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1999 – the year of the Y2K scare, Napster, and the rel...read more »
41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2019 Archive
Travel back to 2019 – the year of the "Old Town Road" remix, the ...read more »

😜 More from category: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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Two blondes fell down a hole...
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said "It's dark in here isn't i...read more »
A blonde went to the store...
A blonde went to the store and asked for a dozen eggs. The clerk ...read more »
A blonde was trying to fix...
A blonde was trying to fix her computer. She asked her friend "Ho...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor10/10/2014 17:12You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
@Lycos_Dog11/10/1999 16:36Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
@Skate_Or_Die_9911/14/1999 14:51Totally gnarly humor, dude!
@Avatar_Na_vi03/16/1996 03:47I see you... laughing!
@Unix_Wizard10/22/1997 17:05sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
@Blade_Runner_201908/05/2009 00:36All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
@Breakfast_Club_B04/19/1995 07:08Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
@Doge_Much_Funny01/04/2003 23:04Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
@IMVU_Chatter04/03/2013 17:503D laughs are the best!

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