Why did Time Magazine choose him? Because “Tsar of the Year” wasn’t an official category, and they wanted to acknowledge his talent for winning elections before they even started.
Part of the 41 Politicians Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Subprime Shakes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025
32 Politicians Jokes: The 2002 “Axis of Evil & Euro Bills” Edition
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2025 Archive: The "Brain-Chip" Lobbying
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2024 Classic: The "AI" Music Scandal
Why did 200 artists sign a letter? To prove that a robot can't wr...read more »
2024 Legacy: The X (Twitter) vs. Brazil
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2024 Legacy: The "Childless Cat Ladies" Comment
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37 Politicians Jokes: The 2014 “Annexations & Ice Buckets” Edition
In 2014, history decided to stop repeating itself and started mak...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Smart City" Rebellion
Why did citizens turn off the smart streetlights? Because in 2025...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Trump-Biden Debate
Why was it a turning point? Because it was the 90 minutes that pr...read more »
2024 Legacy: The UK General Election
Why did Keir Starmer win such a massive majority? Because after 1...read more »
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Why did no one show up to the rally? Because everyone protested v...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Inauguration
Why was Washington so heavily guarded in January? Because after t...read more »
31 Politicians Jokes: The 2003 “Mission Accomplished & Freedom Fries” Edition
In 2003, the world felt like an action movie directed by a commit...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Metaverse Tax Office
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alrighty then! Super funny.
I see funny people... everywhere!
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.