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2000 Archive: Vin Diesel (Pitch Black)

 Why did he wear goggles? Because in 2000, his future was so bright he had to see in the dark just to stay humble.

Part of the 37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2000 “Glitter, Gadgets & Gigli” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CyberSteve11/11/2008 04:01Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
@WebSurfer_X06/27/2005 08:34Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
@Skate_Or_Die_9906/23/2009 05:36Totally gnarly humor, dude!
@Big_Snatch_Boris11/02/2012 18:55Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
@Grunge_Lord_9403/01/2007 23:33I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Harambe_Memories11/08/2014 13:46Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
@Netscape_Now_B04/15/2003 03:38I clicked the button and it brought me here!
@Protoss_Pylon02/09/1997 15:04You must construct additional laughs!
@Newgrounds_User12/28/2002 15:02Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!

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