Why did he wear goggles? Because in 2000, his future was so bright he had to see in the dark just to stay humble.
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Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
You must construct additional laughs!
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!