1996 Archive: Trainspotting

Why was the soundtrack a popular gift? Because in 1996, “Choose Life, Choose a Christmas Sweater” was the ultimate ironic vibe.

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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Why was the niece staring at the bank? Because she’s looking for...read more »

Santa’s sleigh broke down on Christmas Eve. He called AAA and ...read more »

In 2003, Christmas was a blend of high-seas adventure and digital...read more »

Why was everyone playing tennis in the snow? Because Zendaya mad...read more »

Why was the family argument so intense? Because Alex Garland mad...read more »

Why are there so many mechanical barks in the park? Because 2025...read more »

Why was the delivery so fast? Because the delivery vans are now ...read more »

In 1995, Christmas was a battle between the old world and the dig...read more »

Why is everything so "blocky"? Because Jack Black and Jason Momo...read more »

In 2016, Christmas was a strange mix of virtual reality and 80s n...read more »

Why did the kids ask for a "Paper Book"? Because in 2025, holdin...read more »

@Netscape_Ninja03/29/1995 20:27Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.

@WinAmp_Shaker12/04/2015 03:43It really whips the llama's ass!

@Men_In_Black_J03/25/1996 00:53Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!

@Sixth_Sense_Cole07/12/2011 22:42I see funny people... everywhere!

@Jackie_Brown_Fan01/08/2007 23:00Smooth joke, very smooth.

@Bill_The_Pai_Mei03/09/1998 07:12You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.

@Arthur_Fist_Fan05/16/2008 12:12My fist is clenched... with joy!

@StrongBad_Mail05/19/2014 01:26I’m checking my email and I found a winner!